Every week the bulletin is full of thoughts for the week. The ones last Sunday were some of the best I can remember. If you don't have your bulletin anymore, the thought is titled "Grid-iron Glossary." The bulletin then lists words and the definition as it applies to Church.
Here are some of my favorites included on the bulletin:
1. Blocking- Talking endlessly to the pastor at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting.
2. Draft Choice- The decision to sit close to an air-conditioning vent.
3. Extra Point- What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short.
4. Two- minute warning- The pastor's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor.
These are just a few of the definitions I thought were the best. I think all of the things listed on the bulletin are what we really think and feel.
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